Saturday, July 18, 2009

Quotes---

Hey all, here are few funky tee quotes...
Tee quotes usually come out from just thinking laterally or applying common sense in day to day situations. tee quotes also come out from people with whacky brains ;)

so everyone, remove your old tees from trunk and make new style statements/ flaunt your attitude.....:) ;). its simple, get the markers or embroidary pens and write down these quotes on your plain shirts/tees.....and make the heads turn....
  1. Sorry, i don't date outside my species.
  2. I Forgive but not at the cost of peace.
  3. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
  4. you have 1 bit brain with a parity error.
  5. I am a good habit to get into.
  6. Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
  7. i took the road less traveled and where the heck am i now..?
  8. Money is not everything,there is Master card and Visa.
  9. I am the cold shiver running down your spine.
  10. Men are from earth. Women are from earth...now, deal with it!!!
  11. If the world didn't suck, we had all fall off.
  12. Attitude is contagious and mine is worth catching!!
  13. You are the proof that evolution can go in reverse..



Saturday, July 11, 2009

.Fantasy.

.Tarot cards..

finally, got something new to write about. today early in the morning i switched on the Tv. i was surfing through channels, when i came across this particular channel. A girl neatly dressed up, was lifting some cards and looking at the picture on it. people called her up and asked her questions and she used to pick up a card look at the picture and keep it back in the deck.
The thing she was doing is called Tarot Card Reading.
Tarot Cards are a bunch of cards with a complex and peculiar drawing on every card of the deck..people kept on calling and asking her questions like:-
  • meri shaadi kab hogi?
  • kya mujhe engineering karni chahiye.?
  • mujhe aur kitne din struggle karna padega?
and blah , blah, blah.
i dont know how these people cal her to do this stuff in the morning. i mean subah subah, yehi kam mila kya? get up and cry in front of all the people. and woh ladki ko patanahi , what got her so engrossed in that activity. She use to pick up a card, calmly look at it and then answer as if she knows that guys future...i found it funny.

Later i read a bit about it on internet..i googled tarot reading. i came across website www.peteranswers.com it claims that peter is a virtual tarot card reader. i thought why not give it a shot, so, i opened the site. this is how it goes..

  1. first we have to write a petition lik- Peter, please answer:
  2. then type the question which we want to ask.
  3. then accept terms and conditions
  4. and wait for answe to come . it takes few seconds.
Peter is psychic, and only answers right when u type the question with full faith.
if you dont believe in such things, then you shouldn't ask.
to know your future you must concentrate and answer comes out right.

your tarot card reading depends on the cosmic energy flowing around you. but here, peter answers by reading your thought waves..
i thought what crap, but one thing..its IP address is untraceable.. if u believe in super natural power very firmly then only you get to know about your future......

warning: weak hearted ones, please do not try....









Thursday, July 9, 2009

new computer!!!!

finally, i got a new desktop. after crashing/loss of intel celeron, 1 P3, 1Toshiba laptop, i got a new one today. hope this one stays with me and i keep writing..core 2 duo 2.8 ghz, 250GB hard disk, 2GB ram, and all remaining stuff..
guys ant tips on how to maintain the desktop life..i have installed quick heal(licensed copy)..
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Saturday, July 4, 2009

BOOK REVIEW

PATHS OF GLORY..
JEFFREY ARCHER
hello people,
i just finished reading yet another Archer book. this is his latest, PATHS OF GLORY.
The story goes like this, the Mallory family is blessed with a very much gifted child.
they name him george. this child has got extremely strong limbs which enable him to climb anything/wall/rocks that come in his way very swiftly. the whole family(parents, 2 sisters) is very proud of him.
years pass by and this lad becomes adolescent and wants to go to college. now, its fact that all the gifted humans are whimsical or lazy.(i take full stand to call the gifted ones as IDIOTS). so after few years his school days(Winchester) are over. he has this interview at Cambridge. as he is lazy, he misses out his first train. then some how manages the next train to cambridge. as i said he had too strong legs, he sprints for few mins, hails a cab, then reaches the gates just to find that he is 2-3 mins. late for interview. he is not allowed.
He walks along the campus. he feels a bit disgusted. then he finds a tall wall, which he justs
climbs and enters the campus w/o the gate keepers notice. and rushes towards the office for interview. impressed by his devotion he is admitted to cambridge( deewar kudnese cambridge mein admission pakka).
he joins the trekking club. he is such a good damn climber that he has all the feathers in his cap.i mean in due course of time he leaves no peak in europe untouched.
he names the peaks he had climbed as foodie would tell names of restos and their resp. USPs. Then he climbes eiffel for which he spends time in jail. Then he falls for a girl named Ruth. Damn, lucky fellow, his FIL supports(financially) so that he can carry on his expeditions..
after few years he is selected for Everest, which was by that time no one had even thought of. But this guy is ready to go for 29000 ft. to conquer everest. finds a nice group. by ship they come to india, then go to tibet, bribe the general posted on border and enter tibet. they start their expedition. it starts of very well, they plan out evrything. here i mean they anticipate the conditions well.
up and up they climb. on the way, the sherpas give up. few of his team mates give up. only last 1000 feet are left when they are hit by avalanche . so they give up and return to england. now , actually one of his team mates leads and so mallory is not the guy who reached the highest point.
they return to england and he comes to know that the times have already made him a hero as the man who conquered everest(to reach the highest altitude). he starts living happily. earns good.
but, in the next year, the evrest committe re-unites and name mallory the leader for next climb.
at first he is reluctant, but then agrees.
so, they once again start they expedition. now well equipped than previous year. they take more precautions. again the same thing. as the height increases, the number of members in the party decreases. finally mallory and irving are left for the last assault of 600 feet.
with extreme efforts, lot of patience, hours of suffering, mallory conquers the insurmountable CHOMOLUNGMA(Mt. Everest). at 29000 ft . wow, he reaches the hieght no living being had ever reached.
at top the everest he leaves Ruth's picture. irving and mallory click each others photos and irving keeps the camera in his pocket. the pictures are the only proof .
during the descent they are hit by storm, winds. they find it extrememly difficult to return to base. they start struggling a lot. they move down inch by inch. it becomes extremely ardous. Mallory always said that descent if much difficult than ascent...............
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Almost 75 yrs later, a search party finds mallory's frozen , withered dead body. there was no sign of irving. he's body is yet unfound. the party search mallory's clothes. and they dont find what they were looking for---Ruth's picture..
till today, Ruth's missing picture is the only proof that Mallory is the first person conquer Everest.
But, life sucks.. Edmund hillary and sherpa tensing norgay are know around the globe as first ones to climb everest.......
after reading my mind is left with so many questions...???????
Damn it, we feel so angry when our classmate takes the credit of our efforts. People this Mt. Everest, imagine what Ruth and his 3 children and rest of his family might have gone through!!!!
do comment::
goodnight/day..:
ameya..