The Dark Lord spreads his darkness over our country...........Pune is engulfed in darkness....................Flee all ye people Flee when you have the time.......don't say you weren't warned......Fear the Darkness.....Fear the Dark Lord -H1N1 VIRUS

..........witchking.....

hello people.. I am swine flu...no one of you wants to meet me.feel my wrath .......and hide in your burrows for i am coming. i spreading and victimizing as many as i can...run you ignorant and illiterate beings for if i wont spare........

i revel in showing you once again that you earthlings are weaker..you are always on a run. i pity on you guys.. even after being sufficiently warned for 3 months...you ignored and now you cry over spilt milk......
on top of it, i got a perfect place to establish myself..its the oxford of the east"PUNE"....
This is place is good for me as i find many crowded places. Air is thickly polluted. i cant believe you guys, its like just 3 months back you elected a new govt. which had promised good health....after1st 3 fatal victims it has setup more screening centres..people from all the corners of the state come in pune , so once i spread in pune then it wont be difficult for me to spread in entire state...after my 1st fatal victim, people panicked and the situation worsened...hahahahah...like ....60% students went back to their hometowns...carrrying me with them....

now devil attracts devil minds..some of your fellow earthmates have taken advantage of this pathetic situation..and fooled you around and sold those poor grade surgical masks at 10 times the price and filled their pocket..you are foolish in all the ways...

schools and colleges are shut as if after a week or so, i am gonna leave....hello people....you all bragged about pune's cool climate..haaaa..i find pleasure here..well guys, i wont leave until summer.....fly you fools and heed to expert advises...

exams!!!

*** engineering exams!!!(i don't care)
hey all,
i am writing after a long time!!! i have been busy with college, sleep, day outs, dighi trips, etc... i have a lot of free time now since my class test 1 is going on.... . i have free time not because i am done with studies or i dont know what to study. its simply because i dont feel like studying....and certainly i realized that i dont care if i pass or fail tomorrow. i cannot believe myself that i am wasting sooo much time night before my exam!!!

i am in the final year of my graduation and its been 6 semester exams, around 5-7 class tests that i am observing what happens to me all the time..
let me tell you..
i am kind of optimistic guy and like to believe that one day i'll be amongst the toppers of my class...
so, like 10-12 days before the exams i always chalk out a plan to score full marks in my papers.
on the next day i forget that i had made a study plan. so the scoring comes down to 90-95% from 100%..
hen before5 days or so, i look back to revise and i accept that whatever i had done in past few days is washed out of my brain. so i come down to about scoring 80%..
some how, it slips from m y mind that i have my exams...and my eyes open 2 days before the exam..
now most of the time goes by @-sayali..(its a xerox centre right in front of my college...one may call it our life line ).. so my aim comes down to 70-80 % in papar.
now, a day like 20 hours before exam..i settle down to and decide that come what may i will score 70%
10hrs or a night before going in exam all..i come down to 60%...and at this point of time i badly curse myself for wasting time..
2 hours before exam...................................whatever..i pray to god to help me pass that paper....
this happens always before all the exams....
so, i am least bothered to study for my papers.. i am not ashamed.... ..it sucks..but what to do!!!!
plzzz god put some grey cells in my brain!!!!
:):):)..kambakht aadat se majhboor!!!!!!!
hee hahahaa