I am ..PLACED

hello guys,,

i am writing this blog to express the feeling of being placed.. being placed simply feels serene and quiet.


Throughout my life, i was always divided over doing 2 things at time. to add to the misery i never succeeded at any of them. During school days, i always wanted to be a sportsman, but i terribly sucked at sports..
I used to be physically present in class room or at study table at my home, but my mind wondering outside on grounds. then as expected i was neither an academic achiever nor a good sportsperson.

As i grew up, my hunger for success had also increased, so without thinking or planning and showing least concern about what i want. ..i went ahead and joined the quizzing community in my school..quiz being a complete non sporting event . some how i found a place there. i won almost all the quizzes i participated in--right from interhouse to interschool to other individual participations..now how i got into this quizzes is a very big secret i would like to confess..

It was, when i was in 7th standard. my best friend had got selected for interhouse quiz.(pluto)..i was as usual silking around, wandering around in corridors and playing with my magnifying glasses((i mean my specs)..god kuch dena hota toh dhung ka dena tha..yeah chasmaa kya hain yaar...


anyway.. so yash came to me and told me that he got selected for the quiz. i was very happy for him and jealous at the same time as whole school , the new-zealand(i hope my school mates remember)..was going to watch him on stage..yash was very much a nerd and i was sure he wud win..i guy who knows mythology and history/civics like abcd is bound to win..this thought made me still......^&*% , at very young age, the child in us is ready to do any thing to seek attention.. so now i had to had to get into this qizzing as it was the only possible thing i could achieve..i wasnt that much of a dud..i used to read newspaper for sports.. yash took me to our house captain for selection,,"The Trick"----- Yash had told me all the questions and there answers b4hand..the house captain was $%^& enough to ask me the same questions..i answered all the questions correctly, both he and our house teacher were amazed by this and took me in the team...
We were bound to win as yash answered all mythology and current affairs correctly, i answered all the general awareness and sports..well now i was in the team..finally i had won something..i got carried away. quiz after quiz, i read and read and read..i won more..i gave up on cricket completely...from 8th standard i had left playing ..:(

Now after school i had completely lost on sports, again the battle in me began...i should do iit or i should just give cet and do some other extra curriculur activity...... .. i decided i'll do IIT..my father asked if i wud like to go and study in pune..i declined......this was the biggest mistake i have done till now......i was scared to stay alone , away from mom..whole 2 years of inter (supposed to be precious in every teen's life), i spent them with the biggest morons in abad......the teachers..i hate them to call my teachers...were just money eating machines..
eventually, i was left alone, ...no proper friend to study with, no teacher to teach, ..and finally no iit, no nit....i was forutnate ough to get into VIT (if it hadnt been VIT, i dont know what i would have done)


Its everybody's wish to have a new start with new college., forget the past, live peacefuly and have fun...but, my bad luck ...my sick past followed me to pune also...
in the first year. i made new friends...though my % was less. it did not matter then, atleast i was a bit happy..sense of getting into a very decent college made me happy. the whole year, i spent in deciding whether to participate or not any any event .....again i did not participate in a single event..

the 2nd year started....again i had to make new friends..i realized all people i used to be with were from comp/elex/chem...the year began properly..i was again happy to start with fresh..as my score was consistently degrading after my 10th board..that tension to make things right had gripped me.. i was obsessed with all those loser thoughts..when u consistently fail at the same thing (in my case achieving marks), u tend to become habituated to losing, u stop believing in yourself..on top of that, if u r a loser in top institute, u r amongst the nobody in class....u r left alone.....again the same losing battle story. no marks, no people around, no other activities...it sucks big time...i felt like i stand nowhere..


things were going on ...when unusually i was selected to join our college edboard....i really dont know how those guys took me in..whatecer, i was now in a proper team..i worked very hard for the magazine....they call it slogging,,,but for me, it was something i needed to move my mind from all bakwaas...i met new people..these guys were totally uninterested in studies..wow..i had so much fun...no study topics at all...just crap to speak upon..this edboard was a collection of most creative and witty guys and gals in college..()..i loved it..i found people with same habits, hobbies and interests....i had found something to socialize..to my surprise my marks had improved a bit...

then the 3rd year had no significant doldrums,,,,things were smooth..i was core member of the edboard so my wish to do extra curriculur activities was fulfilled..i did robotics and also results improved so i was happy....now after 7thsem..i was again confused....but now the reason was different.....the basic question that had obsessed my mind was,,what will i be after 10 yrs.... at this age everyone feels to go and conquer this stupid world.....whether to sit for an IT company or wait for core companies, i am pretty sure to do an mba..i have no inclination towards instrumentation and control engg. it is a very specialised branch which normal people like me cant pursue for life...finally i took a stand myself and appeared for an IT company..

I am PLACED in Accenture, gives me a feeling of having a solid backup..the sense of having a backup simply relaxes my mind..now whatever happens whether i get a good cat score or not, its sure that i wont be sitting at home..the purpose of coming to pune is served though not completely...
now no more battles are going on in my mind.
no 2 things to think at a time....
.things appear to be very clear...i know appearances are deceptive, but for now...forget it...
finally i have started to enjoy my engineering. this is what is called BEING PLACED..

Thanks a lot for remaining in PLACE and reading such a long post....

Dimag Pe shot..

today morning i gave my CAT-09...the much awaited exam. it took the better of me.. and i am so pissed off...months of preparation.. all down the drain...it just feels so empty now..i have nothing but a stupid 7th semester to study for ....
14 months back , i had started to prepare for CAT...ofcourse the preparation did have dis-continuities.. i started with quant.i was doing good.. my english was ok ok. (by now u must have realised it.) i sucked at DI.
i was serious about it, so was content with my preparation.. the preparation went on for 12 months..scores improved..

then he time came when, all of it was put to test..the SIMCATS...initially we had taken paper based, then suddenly we were told that cat's online.wowow!! all the tips and trips made for myself went for toss..damn!! 6 months before, i was clueless..but then it was the problem faced by all..all of us were in the same boat..as simcats went on and on, i realised my score line was a perfect sine wave.. but, later i improved and graph was sigmoidal.

last few tests were good.the scores made me happy...my happiness was short-lived as i had to start working on college stuff..15 precious days were wasted..now cat was just a week ahead. i tried to compose myself..tried to get myself on track..

since i had heard about cat going online, i had a gut feeling that paper would be simple...
but, still i went by my coaching class tips, prepared for cat level questions and all that stuff. (now, i seriously doubt if cat is worth.....cud be overstatement)...
morning , i went to the centre, did all the security rituals..we were asked to sit in front of our computers for 90 mins. fooltoo bakwas..if i wouldn't have slept for 40mins then i surely would have during the test..at-last the paper started..i clicked [start the test]..my paper began with quant followed by VA followed by DI..

looking at the starting few questions, i thought.never in my life has my gut feeling been true.how the hell cat is so solvable...though my ca went well, the simplicity has surely raised the cut-off very high.. still slimming my chances..well, wht can i do now, even after doing my best, i am gona be left behind coz, some idiotic fools simply solved the entire paper, entire paper...i was shocked..

now, i am back to nowhere going nowhere,,,,,,
as i said, i feel very light...
there is no parallel burden..though future is a foggy..i am at ease as now i will do all the (MAIN)engineering stuff for the rest and last 6-months of my engineering..
{To be continued}__

FRIDAY, THE 13th

hey all, i just came across this, so thot of posting: read out loud:-

paraskevidekatriaphobia

Friggatriskaidekaphobia or a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th. Therapist Dr. Donald Dossey, whose specialty is treating people with irrational fears, coined the term paraskevidekatriaphobia. Perhaps Dr. Dossey has an irrational fear of friggatriskaidekaphobia. Anyway, he claims that when you can pronounce the word paraskevidekatriaphobia you are cured of the irrational fear. I'd like to see the science, however.

If you base your belief on media attention, superstition about Friday the 13th might be the number one superstition in America today. It appears, however, that only about 10% of us believe that Friday the 13th is an unlucky day (Zusne and Jones 1989, p. 244, put the number at 7%; Vyse 2000, p. 18, cites a 1990 Gallup poll that put the number at 9%, and a 2000 survey by American Demographics put it at 13%).

Friday may be considered unlucky because Christ is thought to have been crucified on a Friday, which was execution day among the Romans. Yet, Christians don't call it Bad Friday. Friday was also Hangman's Day in Britain. Some even think that Friday was the day God threw Adam and Eve out of the garden of Eden, which is unlikely since the concept of Friday hadn't been invented yet.

The irrational fear of things associated with the number thirteen is known as triskaidekaphobia. Some think that thirteen is an unlucky number because there were thirteen people at the Last Supper. Some think thirteen owes its bad reputation to Loki, the Norse god of evil, who started a riot when he crashed a banquet at Valhalla attended by twelve gods. However, the number 13 was considered a lucky number in ancient Egypt and China. According to a 1996 Gallup poll, 9 percent of Americans admit to being superstitious about the number thirteen.

There are several distinct reasons why certain days, numbers, colors, etc. are considered lucky or unlucky by different people or cultures, but the general reason for such superstitions seems to be to assert some sort of control and order over events that are essentially uncertain. Belief in lucky or unlucky things imposes purpose, design, meaning, and significance on otherwise indifferent and purposeless events. Confirmation bias assures that such superstitions will be supported by plenty of validating anecdotes.

Is Friday the 13th a particularly unlucky day? It could be, if you believe it is. Just as some prophecies are self-fulfilling, some beliefs are self-validating.

Winter!!

Hello all,
For the past few days i have been occupied for most of the time by my irrelevant college work..
get up early , copy the notes and assignments, finish the write-ups, etc, etc. Saturday morning i was sitting by the window and felt the coldness in the air and realized that..! my god!! WINTER has started..yieppee...
Winter is my favorite season. winters in Pune are really special.. the air is not dry, the temperature drops .its just WOW!!
I called up my friends and fixed up a night out. Damn!! i was so excited.!! after all the time pass on the seminar work, at around 2 am we left his place for pune station. Pune station has got a very lively place
" COMSUM" restaurant . What a place to be @ 2 am . the place was full with hip crowd. we had burgers and coffee.. lot chat went over a cup of coffee. we left the 3:15 am.
I usually hate driving but coldness in air was filled in me. people were shivering.. and i drove..dio..
its really fun to drive in the night. ..no traffic/ coool air/ singing songs..while driving the cool air was touching my face , i felt like i should no stop, just keep driving..we drove around in camp area.and returned home at 4:00am.
That was the best night out till date...
I love winter season so much, that i enjoy the most. Its shopping time for me as winter collections are in stores..i am waiting for discount offers.\m/..
I have moved my bed near the window. i keep the windows open and sleep, i like the touch of cool breezes on my face. . as the winter season fully sets in, gradually the surroundings become more beautiful. now the huge ground in front of my apartment is fully covered with grass. The trees shed the flowers every morning , it looks like they make a white -with a tinge of red coloured carpet around my apartment.
as the sun starts to set and after, the air becomes cooler and cooler. trust me guyz, its an awesome experience to go for long ride or walk in the night and slip into bed and pull over blankets. you will also enjoy the warmth spreading in your chest and hands and legs. the warmer you feel the tighter you sleep.
right now i am sitting on the window grill. the cool waves are splashing all over me. i am gonna get into my bed and sleep tight..this is the actual GULABI THANDI..its pleasant.
winter is really my reason to smile...

Pink Floyd

ultimate song HIGH HOPES:-

beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young
In a world of magnets and miracles
our troughts strayed constandly and without boundary
The ringing of the division bell had begin

Along the long road and on down the causeway
Do they still meet there by the cut

There was a ragged band that followed in our footsteps
Running before time took our dreams away
Leaving the myriad small creatures trying to tie us to the ground
To a life consumed by slow decay

The grass was greener
The light was brighter
With friends surrounded
The night of wonder

Looking beyond the embers of bridges glowing behind us
To a glimpse of how green it was on the other side
Steps taken forwards but sleepwalking back again
Dragged by the force of some inner tide

At a higher altitude with flag unfuried
We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world

Eneumbered forever by desire and ambition
There's a hunger still unsatisfied
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon
Though down this road we've been so many time

The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The nights of wonder
With friends surrounded
The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river

Forever and ever

High Hopes!!!!!

Hey, people. i am not able to sleep. Never in my life i have been this much awake. i feel like i have turned into an insomniac. Hence, this post. after a really long time....
It all started 15 months back. i had fully recovered from the moral shock of constant failure in exams. i decided to do an MBA . good grades in college had resurrected my confidence in doing something in life. i had refreshed my mind, and was ready to begin with a new zeal to prepare for CAT-the most coveted of all competitive exams. i joined a coaching class to keep my preparations on track.
To prepare for CAT one needs to be very disciplined in ones efforts. your attitude should be like CAT for LIFE.
preparations went well, in the due course of time, my mock tests results gradually increased.. i was a happy guy then. but, since the last few weeks, my scores aren't increasing their bar, to match the IIM cut-offs. what the heck, i am in a fix. it feels like my thinking has ceased and i cannot think anymore, because , no matter how harder i have been trying, correspondingly that badly my scores reduce. its just 28 days for my actual exam, and my preparations are in doldrums.
my performance chart is worse than a noise signal on CRO.
on top of that, i haven't prepared for any other exam or i don't have a back up plan in case of failure.
this CAT has really rung bells in my head, stole my peace. i am dejected as i am not able to BELL the cat.
she is really a nasty CAT.

wishes!!

hello everyone..its been 2 months, that i have not posted... i tried to write , but there was no flow of thoughts.. many things have happened...each time i started, i was short of words..hope i complete my posts...
i will right about them in coming days...till then keep writing./reading...

The Dark Lord spreads his darkness over our country...........Pune is engulfed in darkness....................Flee all ye people Flee when you have the time.......don't say you weren't warned......Fear the Darkness.....Fear the Dark Lord -H1N1 VIRUS

..........witchking.....

hello people.. I am swine flu...no one of you wants to meet me.feel my wrath .......and hide in your burrows for i am coming. i spreading and victimizing as many as i can...run you ignorant and illiterate beings for if i wont spare........

i revel in showing you once again that you earthlings are weaker..you are always on a run. i pity on you guys.. even after being sufficiently warned for 3 months...you ignored and now you cry over spilt milk......
on top of it, i got a perfect place to establish myself..its the oxford of the east"PUNE"....
This is place is good for me as i find many crowded places. Air is thickly polluted. i cant believe you guys, its like just 3 months back you elected a new govt. which had promised good health....after1st 3 fatal victims it has setup more screening centres..people from all the corners of the state come in pune , so once i spread in pune then it wont be difficult for me to spread in entire state...after my 1st fatal victim, people panicked and the situation worsened...hahahahah...like ....60% students went back to their hometowns...carrrying me with them....

now devil attracts devil minds..some of your fellow earthmates have taken advantage of this pathetic situation..and fooled you around and sold those poor grade surgical masks at 10 times the price and filled their pocket..you are foolish in all the ways...

schools and colleges are shut as if after a week or so, i am gonna leave....hello people....you all bragged about pune's cool climate..haaaa..i find pleasure here..well guys, i wont leave until summer.....fly you fools and heed to expert advises...

exams!!!

*** engineering exams!!!(i don't care)
hey all,
i am writing after a long time!!! i have been busy with college, sleep, day outs, dighi trips, etc... i have a lot of free time now since my class test 1 is going on.... . i have free time not because i am done with studies or i dont know what to study. its simply because i dont feel like studying....and certainly i realized that i dont care if i pass or fail tomorrow. i cannot believe myself that i am wasting sooo much time night before my exam!!!

i am in the final year of my graduation and its been 6 semester exams, around 5-7 class tests that i am observing what happens to me all the time..
let me tell you..
i am kind of optimistic guy and like to believe that one day i'll be amongst the toppers of my class...
so, like 10-12 days before the exams i always chalk out a plan to score full marks in my papers.
on the next day i forget that i had made a study plan. so the scoring comes down to 90-95% from 100%..
hen before5 days or so, i look back to revise and i accept that whatever i had done in past few days is washed out of my brain. so i come down to about scoring 80%..
some how, it slips from m y mind that i have my exams...and my eyes open 2 days before the exam..
now most of the time goes by @-sayali..(its a xerox centre right in front of my college...one may call it our life line ).. so my aim comes down to 70-80 % in papar.
now, a day like 20 hours before exam..i settle down to and decide that come what may i will score 70%
10hrs or a night before going in exam all..i come down to 60%...and at this point of time i badly curse myself for wasting time..
2 hours before exam...................................whatever..i pray to god to help me pass that paper....
this happens always before all the exams....
so, i am least bothered to study for my papers.. i am not ashamed.... ..it sucks..but what to do!!!!
plzzz god put some grey cells in my brain!!!!
:):):)..kambakht aadat se majhboor!!!!!!!
hee hahahaa

Quotes---

Hey all, here are few funky tee quotes...
Tee quotes usually come out from just thinking laterally or applying common sense in day to day situations. tee quotes also come out from people with whacky brains ;)

so everyone, remove your old tees from trunk and make new style statements/ flaunt your attitude.....:) ;). its simple, get the markers or embroidary pens and write down these quotes on your plain shirts/tees.....and make the heads turn....

1. Sorry, i don't date outside my species.
2. I Forgive but not at the cost of peace.
3. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
4. you have 1 bit brain with a parity error.
5. I am a good habit to get into.
6. Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
7. i took the road less traveled and where the heck am i now..?
8. Money is not everything,there is Master card and Visa.
9. I am the cold shiver running down your spine.
10. Men are from earth. Women are from earth...now, deal with it!!!
11. If the world didn't suck, we had all fall off.
12. Attitude is contagious and mine is worth catching!!
13. You are the proof that evolution can go in reverse..

.Fantasy.

.Tarot cards..

finally, got something new to write about. today early in the morning i switched on the Tv. i was surfing through channels, when i came across this particular channel. A girl neatly dressed up, was lifting some cards and looking at the picture on it. people called her up and asked her questions and she used to pick up a card look at the picture and keep it back in the deck.
The thing she was doing is called Tarot Card Reading.
Tarot Cards are a bunch of cards with a complex and peculiar drawing on every card of the deck..people kept on calling and asking her questions like:-

• meri shaadi kab hogi?
• kya mujhe engineering karni chahiye.?
• mujhe aur kitne din struggle karna padega?

and blah , blah, blah.
i dont know how these people cal her to do this stuff in the morning. i mean subah subah, yehi kam mila kya? get up and cry in front of all the people. and woh ladki ko patanahi , what got her so engrossed in that activity. She use to pick up a card, calmly look at it and then answer as if she knows that guys future...i found it funny.

Later i read a bit about it on internet..i googled tarot reading. i came across website www.peteranswers.com it claims that peter is a virtual tarot card reader. i thought why not give it a shot, so, i opened the site. this is how it goes..

1. first we have to write a petition lik- Peter, please answer:
2. then type the question which we want to ask.
3. then accept terms and conditions
   
4. and wait for answe to come . it takes few seconds.

Peter is psychic, and only answers right when u type the question with full faith.
if you dont believe in such things, then you shouldn't ask.
to know your future you must concentrate and answer comes out right.

your tarot card reading depends on the cosmic energy flowing around you. but here, peter answers by reading your thought waves..
i thought what crap, but one thing..its IP address is untraceable.. if u believe in super natural power very firmly then only you get to know about your future......

warning: weak hearted ones, please do not try....

new computer!!!!

finally, i got a new desktop. after crashing/loss of intel celeron, 1 P3, 1Toshiba laptop, i got a new one today. hope this one stays with me and i keep writing..core 2 duo 2.8 ghz, 250GB hard disk, 2GB ram, and all remaining stuff..
guys ant tips on how to maintain the desktop life..i have installed quick heal(licensed copy)..
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BOOK REVIEW

PATHS OF GLORY..

JEFFREY ARCHER

hello people,

i just finished reading yet another Archer book. this is his latest, PATHS OF GLORY.

The story goes like this, the Mallory family is blessed with a very much gifted child.

they name him george. this child has got extremely strong limbs which enable him to climb anything/wall/rocks that come in his way very swiftly. the whole family(parents, 2 sisters) is very proud of him.

years pass by and this lad becomes adolescent and wants to go to college. now, its fact that all the gifted humans are whimsical or lazy.(i take full stand to call the gifted ones as IDIOTS). so after few years his school days(Winchester) are over. he has this interview at Cambridge. as he is lazy, he misses out his first train. then some how manages the next train to cambridge. as i said he had too strong legs, he sprints for few mins, hails a cab, then reaches the gates just to find that he is 2-3 mins. late for interview. he is not allowed.

He walks along the campus. he feels a bit disgusted. then he finds a tall wall, which he justs

climbs and enters the campus w/o the gate keepers notice. and rushes towards the office for interview. impressed by his devotion he is admitted to cambridge( deewar kudnese cambridge mein admission pakka).

he joins the trekking club. he is such a good damn climber that he has all the feathers in his cap.i mean in due course of time he leaves no peak in europe untouched.

he names the peaks he had climbed as foodie would tell names of restos and their resp. USPs. Then he climbes eiffel for which he spends time in jail. Then he falls for a girl named Ruth. Damn, lucky fellow, his FIL supports(financially) so that he can carry on his expeditions..

after few years he is selected for Everest, which was by that time no one had even thought of. But this guy is ready to go for 29000 ft. to conquer everest. finds a nice group. by ship they come to india, then go to tibet, bribe the general posted on border and enter tibet. they start their expedition. it starts of very well, they plan out evrything. here i mean they anticipate the conditions well.

up and up they climb. on the way, the sherpas give up. few of his team mates give up. only last 1000 feet are left when they are hit by avalanche . so they give up and return to england. now , actually one of his team mates leads and so mallory is not the guy who reached the highest point.

they return to england and he comes to know that the times have already made him a hero as the man who conquered everest(to reach the highest altitude). he starts living happily. earns good.

but, in the next year, the evrest committe re-unites and name mallory the leader for next climb.

at first he is reluctant, but then agrees.

so, they once again start they expedition. now well equipped than previous year. they take more precautions. again the same thing. as the height increases, the number of members in the party decreases. finally mallory and irving are left for the last assault of 600 feet.

with extreme efforts, lot of patience, hours of suffering, mallory conquers the insurmountable CHOMOLUNGMA(Mt. Everest). at 29000 ft . wow, he reaches the hieght no living being had ever reached.

at top the everest he leaves Ruth's picture. irving and mallory click each others photos and irving keeps the camera in his pocket. the pictures are the only proof .

during the descent they are hit by storm, winds. they find it extrememly difficult to return to base. they start struggling a lot. they move down inch by inch. it becomes extremely ardous. Mallory always said that descent if much difficult than ascent...............

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Almost 75 yrs later, a search party finds mallory's frozen , withered dead body. there was no sign of irving. he's body is yet unfound. the party search mallory's clothes. and they dont find what they were looking for---Ruth's picture..

till today, Ruth's missing picture is the only proof that Mallory is the first person conquer Everest.

But, life sucks.. Edmund hillary and sherpa tensing norgay are know around the globe as first ones to climb everest.......

after reading my mind is left with so many questions...???????

Damn it, we feel so angry when our classmate takes the credit of our efforts. People this Mt. Everest, imagine what Ruth and his 3 children and rest of his family might have gone through!!!!

do comment::

goodnight/day..:

ameya..

crash!!!

COMPUTER MALFUNCTION!!!
Hi everyone. i am having a problem at my end. it looks like my computer doesnt like me depriving it of its sleep. so, its refusing to open . it has well settled itself in safe mode.
Its been 4 nights/days i didnt log on. in these days i have gathered many ideas to write. right now, i am on cafe so can not sit here for long. once i pacify my computer from its burden i'll start again. (may be 1 / 2 days more.)
till then , adios.......:)

"SOUTH PARK"

HEY!!!! ITS station: SOUTH PARK.....

South Park is an American animated sitcom, created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the cable channel Comedy Central. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become infamous for its crude, surreal, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four children—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. ERIC




the story has a fixed setup showing bus stop, south park elementary school, snow clad mountains and a friendly neighbourhood.

as for me, Eric Cartman is the heart and soul of the show. the episode story revolves around these 4th graders. like, how they deal with random situations.
The stories peck on various current/past scenarios in US, Canada(canadians aint considered americans,,lol)
These foruth graders are sometimes confronted with crisis, pandemics, etc, etc..
they have a diffferent perspective of whatever is taught in school. the way they talk, the way they solve problems makes us feel that they are grown ups.

1. kyle and stan are quiet sensitive..
2. eric, the hero alwya rips on others, uses offensive language and does all the bakwas....still, makes u laugh.
3. kenny speaks gibberish and dies at the end of most episodes...
4. Mr. garrison(and Mr. hat) is a prof. at school and is gay lover,, childred find it crap and innocently fool him...
5. Chef is like guardian of these boys..every adult thing they dont understand, they ask chef. his stupid explainations make you roar...;)
   
   

these fourth graders show exceptional common sense and some times take digs at their own parents.America is 50yrs ahead of us, so, may be thats why i feel that they have more common sense .. i mean, these fourth graders know how to kidnap, do shopping, use most of the hi-tech gadgets, play lan games, etc, etc..
the jokes are very witty, sarccastic.. the language used by them is totally crap...if u watch it on Vh1, u will come to know by the number of beeps...

at the end of the episode, usually kyle or stan draw a pretty good conclusion ...

the 20 min. episode rocks and simply makes you laugh...

its ultimate and hilarious...south park rocks..its complete best time pass in boring journey(mp4..)..OR watch it in group of your friends....nothing better to enjoy than this...

source:: i usually download from mininova.

MY VACATIONS

Holidayss


hey all, i am writing todays page, to share with all of you , how i spent my wonderous 2 months of summer vacation.......

My vacation started on 8th may... I was totally down as this sem was very taxing.... vacations started on a good note..i went to my granny's place ,akola...spent a week with all my cousins...it was not so fun as it used to be...i was burnt with heat..it was scorching 48 degrees. wow, and on top of that, akola was hit by a storm(its called mid summer, premonsoon, un predictable shower), (varun devacha prakop)so, as a result 400 electric poles and around 2000 trees were uprooted .. so i spent 3 days w/o electricity(even our inverter batteries were drained out)...it was was helll of heat...hats of to vidharbha people..i just can not imagine how the pple over there live in such heat.....
within a week only i started getting bored of holidays...dint feel like doing anything...i dint give a damn about the world around me..
may be a week went by like that... then i went on trip to KONKAN...wow!!! i went roaming around in konkan for 6 days..i just travelled form one beach to another. i enjoyed sea food.. made early morning walks on the beaches, saw sunsets, ..
i got a chance to drive a ferry(even 5 mins were so much for me).... all along western ghats i saw orchards full of mango trees. funny part-- i stole 6 mangoes ....
then drove in many ghats, along river Savitri...all in all i just enjoyed full on in those 6 days....its fun to watch big waves , sun going down at horizon....at these beaches i tried a hand at photography, horse riding and sand stuctures......i returned after 6 nights..
the next day went in arranging my pics, and rising from the after effects of trip. :) .... now a long whole month lay ahead of me... my mind was occupied with many ideas.... but, then this weird, lazziness crept in me....somehow it kept me from doing everything i had planned..i had planned to start preparing for MBA, do some exercise, eat less, read a lot of books., if possible do an internship...in the end i planned to use this time in productive way....
leave everything aside, i get up at 9'o clock in morning...sitting in my 13 feet X 7 feet room, i surf nearly 50 sites daily... i dont read news paper, but try and get feeds on google... reading stupid articles...play those stupid facebook quizzes and games..but what to do again can't hold myself from logging on facebook and take quizzes..
internship to door ki baat hain, cudnt find a single contact and no company entertained my CV bcoz those guys over there need contacts to appoint trainees...anyway i feel that trying for it was a fluke.....i tried many things to spend time...but landed back from where i had started ...doing nothing...
" WHO SAYS NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, I HAVE DONE NOTHING TILL NOW"
floyd, facebook, orkut, AC/DC, gtalk, yahoo messenger, blogger, google, 160by2.com are my new found friends with whom i hang out through out the day..these days theres no movie out, so i am away from my other friends namely (e-square, inox, city pride..) ...i am reading lotr since a month but havent finished it yet...it gets louzy after every 5/7 pages man!!!!
evenings, i roam around on my dio..taljai hill has becaome my new fav. desti.....watching downloaded stuff in the nights and noons kills a lot of time.....
some times i watch tv...i can be a couch potato. too...
actually, i can suggest many things to those hit by recession to kill their time after being thrown out of job!!!!lolzzz.
guyzz, i have exhausted all possibilities of trying new activities...weird ..i hope my coll strts soon...
here are a few tips to those kicked out of jobs or waiting in void. to spend time.....

1. get up late.
2. watch streaming videos on the net.
3. learn cooking...
4. shout at ur servants and asking them to work..
5. take facebook quizzes.
6. go in a mall/ food mart, roam around and fill ur trolley with what not..and make another round to keep things in place..
7. go to ur nearest planet-m and listen to the oldest tracks for free..
8. if u are righty, use left hand to brush and comb hair , to eat food, write and other daily chores or vice-versa...believe me kills lot of time..
   
9. get online horoscopes..
10. hehe...blog.
    

some of you might yelll at me for doing this stupid writing..but i swear now this is the
only thing which helps me spend my time....

cheers,
floydian ameya.

Stars Ko Stars Hi rehne do, unko aur koi Naam na do!!

Hey readers, it sounds weird , right?

Here by stars i mean to say the famous , happening eye candies of public...
well, we can have a debate on this topic....
many people support this topic.. And it sounds absolutely human ..Now, all the famous people...it is their deed that makes them famous..actors become famous because we like them. cricketers become famous because they have some or the other time bought india a crucial win.
and it is absolutely a very errant behavior when crowd mob a cricketers house or a film stars home...
even these stars are humans, they have full right to enjoy their personal life..even they can commit mistakes...(shiney, sanjay, govinda,salman)..
But, I say it is our full right to thrash such big people...now some might be irked by my comment...Being famous does not qualifies them to do rubbish in public.... Now its common sense, Fame and Popularity are double sided swords and must be handled with great care......If a film star does something silly in public, he should be equally treated as we would treat some ordinary guy... If a film is Flop, we have full right to call names to the actors..
and why not, we go to theatre to chill out...relax..we pay 150 bucks.quiet an amount.and at the end of show if we are not happy we have full right to call names to the actor.
same is applicable in cricket.. we pay 1000 bucks to have a front seat at stadium or we pay out cable bills to watch these matches..it is obvious that we want total entertainment, but due to utter nonsense and crap, India looses(T20 world cup). i felt like giving capt. a tight rap on his face... its a captains sole duty to put right bowlers at right time...
bottom of the story is , after earning hard money, if the show doesnt do justice , fir stars ko naam toh rakhne hi padenge...........

guys, it was my extempore topic. i just spoke above things as they raced through my mind.
it might sound cynical. but if u think from my point of view, isn't it right..?

WELCOME

Hey all, today is 15th june. as usual, i got up and started my chores. while surfing on net, i felt epiphany towards blogging. i had been reading a lot of blogs. whenever , something surprising or unexpected happens, i make a note of it in my PD. so, today, i felt why shouldn't i start a blog.
Anyway, i am not doing anything in these holidays.
Its a good timepass .
well, about me::
i like to do lot of tp.. i like to chat and top of everything, i dream alot. i am obssessed with day dreaming.
i like to watch sci-fi movies. Matrix trilogy being my all time favourite. i am big foodie .
i am a numismatist. i like gizmos. i like talking to new people. Making new friends.
That's so gyaan about me.
i am starting my blog today and would be sharing things around me. i would be truely honoured if all of you pay a visit and post your valuable comments about my BLOg..
---------adios!!