
The Dark Lord spreads his darkness over our country...........Pune is engulfed in darkness....................Flee all ye people Flee when you have the time.......don't say you weren't warned......Fear the Darkness.....Fear the Dark Lord -H1N1 VIRUS
..........witchking.....
hello people.. I am swine flu...no one of you wants to meet me.feel my wrath .......and hide in your burrows for i am coming. i spreading and victimizing as many as i can...run you ignorant and illiterate beings for if i wont spare........
i revel in showing you once again that you earthlings are weaker..you are always on a run. i pity on you guys.. even after being sufficiently warned for 3 months...you ignored and now you cry over spilt milk......
on top of it, i got a perfect place to establish myself..its the oxford of the east"PUNE"....
This is place is good for me as i find many crowded places. Air is thickly polluted. i cant believe you guys, its like just 3 months back you elected a new govt. which had promised good health....after1st 3 fatal victims it has setup more screening centres..people from all the corners of the state come in pune , so once i spread in pune then it wont be difficult for me to spread in entire state...after my 1st fatal victim, people panicked and the situation worsened...hahahahah...like ....60% students went back to their hometowns...carrrying me with them....
now devil attracts devil minds..some of your fellow earthmates have taken advantage of this pathetic situation..and fooled you around and sold those poor grade surgical masks at 10 times the price and filled their pocket..you are foolish in all the ways...
schools and colleges are shut as if after a week or so, i am gonna leave....hello people....you all bragged about pune's cool climate..haaaa..i find pleasure here..well guys, i wont leave until summer.....fly you fools and heed to expert advises...
hello people.. I am swine flu...no one of you wants to meet me.feel my wrath .......and hide in your burrows for i am coming. i spreading and victimizing as many as i can...run you ignorant and illiterate beings for if i wont spare........
i revel in showing you once again that you earthlings are weaker..you are always on a run. i pity on you guys.. even after being sufficiently warned for 3 months...you ignored and now you cry over spilt milk......
on top of it, i got a perfect place to establish myself..its the oxford of the east"PUNE"....
This is place is good for me as i find many crowded places. Air is thickly polluted. i cant believe you guys, its like just 3 months back you elected a new govt. which had promised good health....after1st 3 fatal victims it has setup more screening centres..people from all the corners of the state come in pune , so once i spread in pune then it wont be difficult for me to spread in entire state...after my 1st fatal victim, people panicked and the situation worsened...hahahahah...like ....60% students went back to their hometowns...carrrying me with them....
now devil attracts devil minds..some of your fellow earthmates have taken advantage of this pathetic situation..and fooled you around and sold those poor grade surgical masks at 10 times the price and filled their pocket..you are foolish in all the ways...
schools and colleges are shut as if after a week or so, i am gonna leave....hello people....you all bragged about pune's cool climate..haaaa..i find pleasure here..well guys, i wont leave until summer.....fly you fools and heed to expert advises...
hi swine flu.... we dinno u write a blog :P :P
ReplyDeletewill u just get the hell outta blogger?? its flu-ing us all
naaah...nica..my carrier seems to propogate me even through blogger....
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ReplyDeleteSwine flu.........you have really turned the tables. For the first time, people are rushing away from Pune to Nagpur. Even a proud Punekar like me finds himself in a position of preferring Nagpur over Pune. Eravi mi Nagpurchya unhalyala shivyach det asto, pan aaj pahilyanda tya unhalyamulech mala gham futat nahiye. Dukra.....well played. Pan lakshyat thev.......Pune hi Shivaji maharajanchi Janmabhoomi ahe. Ithe Shaistakhanane 3 warshe tal thokla, tyachi kimmat tyala tyachya 3 botanni dyavi lagli. Ithe Tilkanchya 'Kesari'ne Ingrajanna kaccha khalla........mag tuzi kay layaki......Baghu kiti divas tiktos te.
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ReplyDeletewords of the fools/ignorants..still unknown of the cause......nakul
ReplyDeleteSwine Flu, dont be so happy cos u hav to fight the turf of the OTHER DArk Lords,
ReplyDeleteSo in a week Malaria,AIDS,terrorism,bad roads,government,red tape, will gang an thrash u out. ur days r numbered scruffy. u messin wid big boys now
hey!!terrorism,bad roads, govt don't come in the league....and as i said fools never heed to wise advice..huh11111111
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